An Assortment of Memes For Scroll-Happy Teens

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    Outerwear - Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H Listening to a dad in this coffee shop explain to a ~4yo that Darth Vader was "a man with a lot of big feelings who didn't have anyone to help him express them the right way." 3:44 PM 2022-11-29 Twitter for iPhone 6,285 Retweets 613 Quote Tweets 99.3K Likes anakin-is-panakin Follow WHY ARE YOU BOOING him? He's RIGHT. seabassapologist Follow Star Wars MENTETSARMÉStatusin e ansal FERMERNET on minutul Ronal TESTUAL The INNG TERANSTAL Star Wars if A
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    Font - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me. Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?
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    Wheel - If only they had a truck. SILVERADO
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    Font - annie @soychotic Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don't care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100% of the time
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    Hand - Thank you for your service, sir! STRIP CLUB VETERAN USAVREM
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    Clothing - Joe Rogan used to have hair and make people eat bugs for money ok grandma let's get you to bed
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    Organism - justin @jnudey my grandpa called me in the middle of my shift at work today and he goes "i know you're working but this is important. do you want to go to red lobster with me on saturday".
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    Sky - Adam Cerious BROWTWEATEN @Browtweaten date: I'm from a broken home bob the builder: *bites lip* how broken
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    Organism - Had to hold my tongue today. One of the hardest things I've had to do. Client named Mrs. Jackson.Old R22 unit from 1992. Quoted her a new AC and when she heard the price she asked me "if I was for real." Straight face I had to avoid saying. I'm sorry mrs Jackson, I am for real.
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    Terrestrial plant - When ur having a nice time catching up with an old friend but you think you might feel a pyramid scheme pitch coming
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    Cartoon - "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" "Can you explain your high turnover rate?" XPD
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    Happy - Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self? stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash.
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    Font - Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends (1/2) and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar. (2/2)
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    Font - Relapse Row @RelapseRow Schools be like "drugs are bad" then prescribe a 6 year old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
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    Brown - How it started: Randy Jewels @a_weeknd How it ended: You cheated on me Autumn and give me back my dog.
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    Wheel - XX Transmission A Lineman HDMI 1 all 100% GMC SIERRA TEXAS RBT-6074 CLASSIC ாட) HDMI 2
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    Cuisine - Thanks @GoldsGym for the free workout! Happy Mother's Day BRING MOM IN FREE Spend mothers day getting sweaty with your mom! ADD MOM AS WITH SO ENROLL COLD /SoCal
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    Font - That Face you make when you didn't Pay the Electric Bill
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    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband said he did a double take of me when he first met me but I've also seen him do a double take of a free pile of dirt. 8:43 AM - 5/8/20. Twitter for iPhone 255 Retweets 1,467 Likes Dog Lover @DogLovinBear. 8h Replying to @mommajessiec Wait, FREE dirt? 23 21 piscadoro @piscadoro - 8h Replying to @mommajessiec and @justmiche74 Where was the free dirt, do you think it's still there
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    Automotive tire - There is a fellow introvert on the Sephora customer experience team who deserves A RAISE RIGHT NOW would like to be assslea I would like to shop on my own!
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    Art - Fun for the "entire family" MB KEY TO FUN FOR AGES TO ADULT MILTON BRADLEY COMPANY IFRINACIELD MESSAMESITTE 4730 www in BE A HIT AMERICA'S ALL TIME FAVORITE GAME BATTLESHIP G-4 IT'S A HIT CONSELLANED 1004
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    Sky - Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett 10 years ago today I witnessed someone pull off one of the funniest jokes of all time. AND :
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    Property - What are some of the strange things you only started to notice when you got high?
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    Plant - "ask your ancestors, seek their wisdom, let them guide you" my ancestors: @brutalrecovery Bog Dwellers & Heavy Drinkers Perennials
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    Gas - Just in case Stevie Nicks pops up on shuffle
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    Vehicle - WARNING! SATAN INSIDE! YES, THERE IS A CHIHUAHUA IN THIS CAR. NO, HE DOESNT WANT YOU TO SAVE HIM, HE HAS A HEATING PAD, WATER, HIS TOYS, AND THE DEMONS WHICH POSSESS HIM TO KEEP HIM COMPANY. IF YOU TRY TO SAVE HIM, HE WILL BITE YOU SO HARD YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL FEEL IT. HIS EVIL WILL KEEP HIM WARM YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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    Mouth - imgflip.com The boss on his 1st stage The boss on his final stage The boss when you finally unlock him as a playable character
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    Rectangle - At least invite me out to dinner I don't go out with married women, sorry But I'm your wife I make no exceptions
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    Facial expression - craft beer craft beer @middleclassfancy craft beer craft beer 2 craft beer Hard seltzer FO Domestic beer 1 craft beer
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    Organism - The vegetables in my fridge watching me snack on cheese again
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    Tire - I need to start carrying some chalk around... 10 CLOOKS ME! I'M SPECIAL
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    Liquid - How i feel after making a good Joke Cool FOR A FEW MINUTES C
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    Font - Harry @Fat_Chicken__ If any of you pro lifers get tape worms you better suck it up and be a good host, because tape worms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you to be its mother.
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    Liquid - Everyone, meet my jar of jars. His name is Jar Jar. lethalbutterfly When you shake it, jar jar clinks. jackironsides GET OUT
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    Automotive tire - I have to stay alive until 2042 to see Nickelodeon time capsule open NICKELODEON TIME CAPSULE SEALED APRIL 30, 1992 I OPEN APRIL 30, 2042
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    Human - When you add 10 fruits and half a banana to your smoothie The banana: Look at me. Look at me. I am the flavour now.
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    Wood - AYLOR S RAIN RA'S TOUR RAIN Gillett ERA'S TOUR RAIN Gillette Stadion Taylor Swift Eras Tour Merch Rain $250 TAYL R
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